Amorphia Apparel

Designer Jeremy Kalgreen sells his unique tee designs under the Amorphia Apparel brand. These are my favorites. $19 USD.

$8 USD, available at Etsy.com.

When in doubt: refrigerator! $10 USD from Threadless.

$14.99 from Thinkgeek

Flip a Coin!

Sure I'd never buy it, but it's still funny as hell.
$16 from PrankPlace.

YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION...

$15 from ThinkGeek.

$15 from hutta.com

Available in men's and women's styles: $23.97 from PalmerCash.

Hadouken!

Available in men's and women's styles at ThinkGeek.

$11.99 USD from Roadkill T-Shirts

Recreational Grammar

It can be yours for $19.99 USD at SackWear.

With a battery connected, the T-Qualiser is sound activated EQ. In other words - it will respond to anything it hears wherever you wear it. I'd really like to wear it when I'm talking to a stoner: "Duuuuude, your shirt moves when I talk." Available for £20 at I Want One of Those.

Pharmaceutical Advertising

It's an oldie but a goodie!

NSFW

My co-workers would agree. $17.99 from ThinkGeek.

Love / Hate

I love this shirt.
$25.61 USD + your first born to ship it to the States.